I love reading ancient cuneiform tablets. Classics such as "Fuck you, this copper sucks." (Ea Nasir), "I should get more new clothes, my dad's employee gets new clothes twice a month and it's embarrassing.", and of course "The sesame harvest will die β€” let nobody say I did not warn you!", which is absolutely a set up for "Per my last clay tablet.".

Social media & email may be
part of the problem. But if we're still like this when we have to carve our petty bullshit into clay then it's clear that we're the problem. It's us.
@tilde I'm sure I remember reading about hieroglyphs in the pyramids written by workmen that were banging on about "Young people today do not want to work, they merely drink and sleep all the time..." Erm, 'plus Γ§a change....'
Lewd Roman insult found on stone near Hadrian's Wall

Specialists found its true meaning would have left its recipient "less than amused".

BBC News