I love reading ancient cuneiform tablets. Classics such as "Fuck you, this copper sucks." (Ea Nasir), "I should get more new clothes, my dad's employee gets new clothes twice a month and it's embarrassing.", and of course "The sesame harvest will die — let nobody say I did not warn you!", which is absolutely a set up for "Per my last clay tablet.".

Social media & email may be
part of the problem. But if we're still like this when we have to carve our petty bullshit into clay then it's clear that we're the problem. It's us.
@tilde @glyph I am _absolutely_ going to try work “Per my last clay tablet" into my vernacular.
@offby1 @tilde @glyph if you wouldn't be comfortable with it being discussed publicly 3750 years in the future, don't write it on your clay tablets
@http_error_418 @offby1 @tilde @glyph per my last long-term nuclear waste warning message...

@gsuberland @offby1 @tilde @glyph

To: All Employees
Subject: Look Upon My Works, Ye Mighty, And Despair

@http_error_418 @tilde Ozymandias is both part of my fortune file and my git commit message templates