If you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be?

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If you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be? - vger.social

1. Fitted sheet must have label on bottom right seam 2. Salted butter wrapping text must be red. Unsalted blue.

  • Loading dishwashers properly requires an official government license and a test.
  • Putting a flat plate in front of a bowl means a year of hard labor.
  • Loading any of the good kitchen knives is an automatic 10 years.
But how am I supposed to wash my good kitchen knives?
Same as you wash the poop knife. In the toilet.