Mastodawn

If you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be?

1. Fitted sheet must have label on bottom right seam 2. Salted butter wrapping text must be red. Unsalted blue.

Loading dishwashers properly requires an official government license and a test.
Putting a flat plate in front of a bowl means a year of hard labor.
Loading any of the good kitchen knives is an automatic 10 years.

But how am I supposed to wash my good kitchen knives?

Same as you wash the poop knife. In the toilet.