Mastodawn

If you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be?

1. Fitted sheet must have label on bottom right seam 2. Salted butter wrapping text must be red. Unsalted blue.

As someone who uses a Nintendo switch and an Xbox, the A and B buttons should be in the same place on all game controllers.

I can get behind this one.

Fucking yes. @[email protected] for world president.

While I agree with the first thing, I’m concerned what someone with the name Arbitrary might do with more power!

What if they ban chocolate chips on waffles?? I’d be doomed!

No bans of chocolate chips on anything will ever be issued. You have my word.

I fully endorse you now, without knowing anything else! Woo party with waffles with chocolate chips on them time!