*advertiser spends billions a year and spies on me through 30 different apps*

"d-do you want to buy... *looks at my receipt for a GPU purchased yesterday* do you want to buy a GPU?"

@sertaptap @ifixcoinops Reminds me of the time a few years back when I bought a telescope and started seeing ads featuring the same exact model. I guess ad networks think all amateur astronomers make really large, unwieldy binoculars out of their telescopes.
@sertaptap @ifixcoinops On a related note: targeted ads are shitty on multiple counts, but one of the most apparent is that the ad networks often aren’t even taking into account actual buying habits. Using amateur astronomers as an example—many of us have more than one telescope, but if we are looking at buying a telescope, we’re not generally contemplating a second telescope immediately afterwards. Their ads would probably be more effective (overall anyway) if they advertised accessories (like eyepieces and star charts and what have you) instead, but they don’t seem to have figured that out.

@dpnash @sertaptap @ifixcoinops
Yeah, pretty much everything I get online seems to end up like this.

Buy a swimming costume? Well then, you must want a dozen swimming costumes.

Buy a handheld game console? Then naturally you must want one for each hand (or is the idea that you swap them out as you run out of battery? I mean, they do mostly have a pretty short battery life, soooo...)

Buy a bunch of cupcakes? Your sentence is death by moodily lit images of buttercream frosting.