Every reply person comes in 1 of exactly 2 flavors

1. "Oh, having a problem with Windows? Bet you wish you were using Linux now, huh bootlicker?" [Me: "How would you solve the problem in Linux then?"] [Them: "Oh I've never used Linux I just read about it on Wikipedia"]

2. Hey uhhhh I'm so sorry to assume there are things in the world you don't know but… have you tried [actual fucking cheat codes, deep secrets not documented anywhere] I'm sorry…I'm so sorry I'm going to go delete my account now

@mcc Here's a 3rd flavor 🤣 Both Windows and Linux suck. In fact, every OS sucks. They all just suck differently. If you're lucky, you can use each one without hitting the suckage, but on some OS it's a wee bit more difficult than others.
@bls
@mcc
"Free software is bad, proprietary software is bad, all software is bad, I fucking hate software and making it"
—Lineru Miyamorvalds or something
@LeBonk @mcc Indeed. This is also true, although I can only vouch for the first part 🤣