God will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don't have money. That makes God super mad.

@JoParkerBear there’s no such thing as god, but if there were and he got angry, he should feel free to shower down piles of cash on me. That’ll show me for being poor and wretched.

Or there use, he can just fuck off.

@JoParkerBear that’s the spirit!