"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

https://lemm.ee/post/41307401

"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss" - lemm.ee

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3368216 [https://hexbear.net/post/3368216]

Personally, I’d find it very concerning if I went to piss and farts started coming out instead.
If you hold farts in till you go to the restroom, its a natural time they’ll come out as you relax while peeing.

But farts aren’t supposed to come out of your pee hole.

…Right?

Urethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor
What am I supposed to say, “Doctor, I pee carbonated.”
Imagine if poop came out.
No, I don’t think I will