Bruce Lawson ✅ ♫ ♿ ✌️♂️✊I found this (provenance unknown) in my 'temp' folder and it made me chuckle.
R. L. Dane 
Highly accurate. Except that JS should be randomly brandishing weapons and threatening people. Otherwise, yeah.
Also, JS should weigh five tons and eat babies.
Highly accurate. Except that JS should be randomly brandishing weapons and threatening people. Otherwise, yeah.
Also, JS should weigh five tons and eat babies.