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waferbaby
Aug 31, 2024
The Little Kid is learning about the solar system at daycare, and he thinks it's called the "Milky Wave," so I'm going to need everyone to go ahead and update their science textbooks now.
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Aug 31, 2024
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my son said “calapitter” until he was probably 6. I loved it so much and never corrected him.
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Aug 31, 2024
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I have a huge list of all these things my kids say!
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same! It’s the best. My favorite from my daughter was her calling taste buds “food buds.”
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waferbaby
Aug 31, 2024
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Instead of Hulk, the toddler called the big angry green guy "Honk."
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