Mastodawn

Ribbit rule

Damn. Lil frog bro just wants to hang out with his big frog bro and he’s getting straight frog ghosted. Smh.

He just texted! Maybe big frog was just catching some sun

Whew. I didn’t peep that time stamp. Big bro was screenshotting to send his room mate probably. It’s gonna be chill AF at the pond yo.

Part of the problem was him calling them l page when everyone calls them lil pads these days smh

Not everyone is up to date on the new gen z slang, give him a break

Hahaha I wish I had friends who loved me this much.

Is it only me or is the frog bro actually trying to score me?

that depends, do you want frog bro to score you?

I do

Froggy what that tongue do?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Get some of that lili p., yo!

—Jesse Frogman, Hopping Bad

Flies, you say?