My wife and I are going to have to take a parenting class because we're divorced with kids, and she keeps calling it the "cool, wet sack class"

@InternetEh I learned that Maryland makes you delay your divorce by a year if you have kids unless there's cheating or abuse? Or something like this?

Fucking wildly patronizing. Fortunately, a friend's abusive husband was willing to admit to cheating because he wanted to get it wrapped faster so he could enjoy his new girlfriend with fewer complications ๐Ÿ™ƒ

@platypus yeah we have one kid two years from adulthood
@InternetEh wait, you're like... legally mandated to take it? wild