My wife and I are going to have to take a parenting class because we're divorced with kids, and she keeps calling it the "cool, wet sack class"
@InternetEh I learned that Maryland makes you delay your divorce by a year if you have kids unless there's cheating or abuse? Or something like this?
Fucking wildly patronizing. Fortunately, a friend's abusive husband was willing to admit to cheating because he wanted to get it wrapped faster so he could enjoy his new girlfriend with fewer complications ๐