Joe FabisevichA useful hack for achieving 5 9's of uptime is to lower your standards. It's much easier to hit 9.9999% uptime than 99.999%.
Victor Fryecan I borrow this?
Yes, but please return it when you're done.
I guarantee you 5 9s of confidence I can return it
I'm realizing I can't stop you, so you have my blessing.