An un-noted cause of death up to about t minus 2GYa is "smashed to death on the rocks by the incoming tide"—when the Moon formed it orbited about 30,000km up with a period of a few hours and the Earth's day was under 6 hours, leading to hundred metre high tides sweeping round the planet every few hours. (Tidal drag gradually lengthened the day and widened the Moon's orbit to their current duration/radius.)
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Attached: 1 image xkcd Aug 23, 2024 - ""Time Traveler Causes of Death" Title text: Many a hungry time traveler has Googled 'trilobites shellfish allergy' only to find their carrier had no coverage in the Ordovician. Most of the causes are well understood based on the history of earth. The title text implies that in the Ordovician era, instead of getting eaten by monstrous fishes, our intrepid time traveler might die from eating trilobites that causes a shellfish allergy reaction. https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2976:_Time_Traveler_Causes_of_Death 1/n

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@cstross And now you know why the Ediacarans were all flat and stuck to the seabed ..
@cstross Woo! Surf's up?
@fishidwardrobe @cstross
“because Charnia don’t surf !” 🏄‍♂️
(possibly the only palaeontological joke you’ll see today)
@cstross I’ve been binge watching “How The Universe Works” which I snark about being “Astronomy Porn” but at least 1/4 of the entire series is a four the formation of the Earth and the birth of the Moon.
Often I Wil just close my eyes and listen to the narration or listen to @badastro and other Astronomers, Astrophysicists, Astrobiologists cosmologists etc etc talk about the subjects in an informal very Cosey setting or out amongst nature .
Say…don’t you have a novella that covers the life of Earth from beginning to end and beyond?
@MishaVanMollusq @badastro Yup: "Palimpsest", collected in "Wireless" (won 2010 Hugo for best novella). I think I missed out the megatides, though.

@cstross @badastro ifs been like a decade since I read that .
I remember a Passage that had a THE STASIS station in the Precambrian and they were using a wormhole relay to do some kind of data processing or did I dream that…
Diamond Earth further up-when toward Terminus was intriguing .

So…and episode I caught yesterday had a stunning revelation that Major Chunks of Thea are still indivisible inside the earth and that they wrap the core like a pair of hands making it spin faster and giving us that protective magnetic field .

You know …there needs to be a radio program like How The Universe Works that is both exciting and engaging and tricks one into leaning updated facts about this Universe.

@cstross Back when a trip to the seaside really meant something.
@cstross interesting bit in Arthur c Clark novel, city and the stars about machines to bring down an errant orbiting moon...
@cstross I think planetary, star-system, galactic velocities just mean each working prototype ends up in empty space. ‘Great, it vanished— but where’d it go?’
@InkomTech That's the mcguffin behind the late Christopher Priest's H. G. Wells homage, "The Space Machine". (Time Machine's inventor accidentally lands on Mars, gets home the slow way by stowing away on a Martian projectile during the invasion …)

@cstross my understanding is that our planetary/star velocities form a helix/corkscrew path, with a 225 million-year galactic orbital year.

But presuming galaxy motion, we’ll not be exactly here & xkcd’s chart gives a second good reason we can’t just aim timing to return here a cycle earlier/later. 225M years either way probably ain’t hospitable.

But mars… interesting. I can’t see that spiral pair of paths spanning 1/3-1/2 of an AU to land there. But maybe something works: calculate travel timing to land somewhere useful.

Personally, I’d be stunned if time-travel position is locked; it’d mean position and motion have a non-relative frame of reference. Nothing in physics has that. So, perhaps position and velocity lock. E.g., travelers ‘coast’ along the path they were on, so no absolute frame of reference. That’d be *fun*.

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So, there’s some really amazing surfing if you have a board and a time machine…
@Cuprohastes @AkaSci But also fewer continental land masses—plate tectonics as we know them only got started after the Earth/Theia impact, and the early plates were probably thinner (the crust having been liquefied or re-liquefied during the impact). And fewer mountain ranges. So huge tides on low-lying coasts flooding inland like giant tsunamis every 3 hours.
@cstross @AkaSci what I'm hearing is "Power armour surfing" and "giant Mecha surfing"

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Remember the Boxing Day tsunami of 2004? That featured waves up to 30m high.

Now imagine waves triple that height, hitting every 3 hours. At the equator the early Earth is spinning at about 4000 nautical miles per hour, so they'll be coming in extra-fast: you may even get supersonic turbulence at the water/air boundary layer …

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All I can imagine is a lot of high speed fog, possibly at ludicrously high temperatures with apocalyptic impact events.
This is really ruining my plans fot a trans temporal floating tiki-bar.