What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on?

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What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on? - programming.dev

For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous! That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?

The answer is unequivocally “NO”.

A sound is not a sound until it vibrates the listeners eardrums. Before that it’s just a pressure wave. Ergo, if no eardrums are around, there is no sound…

So if a deaf person with eardrums is present, does it make a sound?
you shot him right in the hill