Me: These are deep rooted, complex, and intertwining political issues and they can't be easily broken down into a simple for/against binary argument.
Internet: So, you're for it then.
You're an ALLY!
Me: No, I think this is a complicated subject that needs to be considered from all sides, bearing in mind we don't yet have all the relevant information. At this point, I don't think it helps to be taking up a simplistic fixed position.
Internet: So, you're against it then.
You're a MONSTER!