fossilesqueCentipedes Don't Fuck
we_avoid_temptationOk now I’m curious about what the fuck the two centipedes I found in my basement that I thought were fucking were actually doing. They sure looked like they were fucking.
rustyfishThey were wrestling. Go back to bed.
wrestling 😏
🇸🇵🇪🇨🇺🇱🇦🇹🇪🇷“Step centipede, what are you doing?!”
I don’t know how to boil the water ~~~
Maybe they were those queer centipedes that fuck in person. Degenerates
oce 🐆They do it just for fun! Gross.
Don’t humanize centipedes! That leads to strange and disturbing things…
Don’t humanize centipedes
I’M DOING MY PART!
zqwzzleAnd three movies that never should have been made.
Just gonna take a quick stroll over to rule34.xxx and see what there is to see…
Someone has already centipedized humans. This is the next step.
ChaoticNeutralCzechtoo late
Too late
Too Late
TOO LATE
samus12345Eww, making it a head tail is so much worse!
Just makes me wonder if it’s a centipede girl or a centipede that ate a girl’s brain and puppets her body around.
SabataI draw the line at 8 legs.
yamaniiAvatar checks out.
Those are clearly millipedes
apotheotic (she/her)That top one is from momodora right?
Oh actually yeah looking at the momodora character again its not even a resemblance besides the white hair and being a centipede
The head tail goes hard
Thanks, I hate it
joelfromausCentipedussy.
Gonna put put my dick in a pede
They could have been fighting. Maybe there was a lack of available food or fluid.
maybe they’re just the cuddly-type except for the distancing-fucking
Centipedes see other Centipedes as food, which is why they reproduce this way.
Source: made it up, but it seems logical. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A disappointingly large proportion of the general population appears to be unable to tell the difference between centipedes and millipedes. Is it possible that the “centipedes” you saw were actually millipedes? If so, they may have been “fucking”, or at least the millipede equivalent of it.
Additionally, it appears that this “fact” is actually wrong (big surprise, huh?). Many species of centipede do have courtship strategies that involve males and females meeting up. The sexes may even employ various forms of physical touch as part of the process. So, it’s certainly possible that the critters you saw where centipedes courting each other.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centipede#/media/File%3AM…
Assuming this is actually representative of the difference, it was definitely a pair of centipedes.
I’m not surprised in the least that at a minimum it’s more complicated than the meme suggests, and now I’ve learned far more about centipedes than I ever wanted to. Thanks!
jenny_ballmillepedes are gross. centipedes are scary
Taking “hit it and quit it” to the next level.
Skeet and yeet.
OrbituaryI’ve heard that this is how incels reproduce.
Don’t pick up crusty socks
ApyteleOctopi do something similar but at least they meet up, the dude will just hand her his dick tentacle for later. Octopi being octopi I would assume it grows back.
Most cephalopods die after mating. Their sex hormones make them go crazy and they stop looking for food except to eat themselves occasionally. Once the sex hormone glad starts pumping them out, it doesn’t stop until they die a horrible death. Live fast and die young.
I’ve met people like this
I was very excited about humanity killing itself off and letting the superior line of sapience take over until I learned this fact. It’s going to be a bit before the octopi are ready to create a civilization.
cartoon meme dogThey don’t do any parenting, either. Nor do siblings ever team up. Baby octopus just has to take care of itself, alone.
It’s weird, they’re so intelligent, but don’t teach anything to the next generation.
That is bizarre!
Makes sense for the animals that spray their offspring en masse
Arguably the biggest reason they don’t develop civilizations; you have to be able to pass learned knowledge on down generations.
Sooner or later some octopus will survive beyond reproduction and then we can welcome our new mollusc overlords
Some deep sea cephalopods do, it’s just not the norm.
Squid siblings often team up. Very social animals with communication done by color flashing. Humboldt squid have a very high social intelligence compared to a solitary animal like most octopus. Unfortunately that live fast and die young still applies. They need to hunt to grow and they’re not adverse to cannibalism. Still, need to be smart to team up and hunt with a crew that will eat you given the opportunity.
You mean you have to choose between a life without sex and a gruesome death? … Tough call.
Infamousblt [any]I mean have you seen a centipede? I wouldn’t want to hang out either
The DoorDash approach to sexual reproduction. Fantastic.
Oh boy, the jar arrived!
PootsAnd a complementary turkey baster, too!
brapThe last time I left sperm packets on the ground I was branded a “pervert” and a “freak” and told to leave the restaurant immediately before they called the police.
Have you tried growing 98 more legs first?
Or at least 28 more
I think they always have an odd number of pairs, so 96 or 100.
You need to dress it up as geocaching.
This is the world librulz want!
Sooo are centipedes like fruit flies and not engage in any real form of sexual selection, or is the female going around judging the fuck out of every jizz pile she encounters?
“Mmm-mm, look at that poor viscosity; a low-quality male clearly produced this. This one on the other hand: deep color, firm texture, nice and sticky… clearly produced by a male with the superior genes I want to pass along to my offspring.”
I’m upset no ones chimed in with a really technical breakdown and linked some studies
I am tempted to research it but I don’t want to be on another list