I have been invited to keynote an international conference and they have asked me to talk about AI. I have responded by asking them how much swearing is allowed in a keynote.

@evacide Start with an expertly crafted narrative that gradually begins including factual errors, non sequiturs, and obvious hallucinations. Evolve the act over time calling them randomly by first names. Occasionally refuse to generate a reply.

You must play this role absolutely straight faced.

Conclude by thanking all the elephants in the room for attending.

@groovemd @evacide

Bonus points if you can manage to not blink for long periods of time, and occasionally use slightly incorrect facial expressions.