The children yearn for the mines

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The children yearn for the mines - Lemmy.World

Strike the earth, my industrious progeny.
Ever since my little Hearst started talking, he won’t stop babbling about “the color.”
Where is this from?
Minecraft user manual
This is what 5G is programming into soft young untinfoiled brains.
So THAT’s why Minecraft is so popular
Little kids are ideal for tying a rope around the waist and lowering them into chimneys with a brush. Tell your friends.

Hi ho, hi ho, it’s down the mine you go. Not toilet trained, and no wages gained! Hihohiho hi ho, hi ho, it’s back down the hole you’ll go. Now swing that pick you little di-

I think that’s enough Disney today