The Picard ManeuverIn a loving way
OptionalMe an my boi Crunch Wrap are good with that.
Have a treat, Crunchy.
My girl cat’s shortened name is bean, and I often call her black bean burrito (the other one’s food name is banana, because it rhymes with Rayla)
I’m not sure you understand how rhyming works
I thought jokes were supposed to be funny
Good ones maybe, but I never said it was one of those :)
driving_croonerMy boy cat is called Rails because Ruby on Rails, my girl cat is called Sushi just because .
orcaI have a female cat named Toph. She’s a Tortie. Very fitting character and name.
My torties name is Suki, also fitting. She’s a fierce warrior who could destroy my arm at any second but she loves me so we just wrestle.
WittyShizardYeah my male cat was named Optimus Prime by the previous owner, and the female cat I got I named Nika, after the ancient Greek goddess Nike.
henfredemarsIt is as much of an honor to be named after Taco Bell items!
donWhatever naming convention works for you Danny, so long as you heed your masters’ call.
Cyrus Draegurchalupa do go hard though
You leave Gordito out of this!
jordanlundOurs:
Rocket (F) - Age 10
Keanu (M) - 8
Lorelei (F) - 2
Willow (F) - 4 months
They’re all adorable!
FranklinAre the last two named after characters from “The Devil Came Through Here” trilogy?
Lorelei:
www.britannica.com/topic/Lorelei-German-legend
Willow was my wife’s choice, not sure where she got it.
Lorelei | Mythology & Meaning
Lorelei, German legend of a beautiful maiden who threw herself into the Rhine River in despair over a faithless lover and was transformed into a siren who lured fishermen to destruction. The myth is associated with a large rock named Lorelei, which stands on the bank of the Rhine River near Sankt
I tried, the wife said no. So I wear this name in my cats honor
My kitty Athena agrees. My kitty Nova does not (both girls). But the mentality is the same: respectable names that convey greatness. Because they fucking rock.
Regretting calling my cat Persephone because I always have to spell it out to the very reception over the phone.
Wait, is this just a trap to get our bank account security questions?
Mothers’ maiden names are so crazy and random too, don’t you think?
Ricky RigatoniEspecially when that side is fresh from slavistan.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆Enchirito does sound like a good name for a cat… 🤔
moosetwinmy cat’s true name is whatever I come up with in the moment
- kitty/kitty-kat/itty bitty kitty
- bungus
- baby cat
- snoozer/sleepyhead
Boomer Humor DoomergodMy cat’s name is Elliot because he’s got a mustache like the Mr. Robot mask, but I call him Admiral Derpits, Mingus, Ferbles, or Murface the Furface on a Surface
Yup and the most important names, the ones that he responds to, are psp-psp-psp and ti-ti-ti.
My cat is named Figaro after the cat from the animated Pinocchio film that he looks just like. My dog is named Ampix after a character who gets made fun of for his stupid name in a novel that my wife and I read.
Mmmmm, I do miss the Enchirito
Whatever,
Crunchwrap Supreme is a great name.
My daughter named her fish Sushi.
My partner’s parents had a pair of cows called Mince and Steak
My friend had cows named Sirloin and Rib-Eye. It’s low-hanging fruit, you have to go for it.
Old man I used to know had a pig named BLT
g0zerAnd here I am giving my pets human names like a weirdo: Brody (dog), Chad (dog), Sasha (cat) & Erin (cat)
Wait till you see Augustus Magnus the cat
And his brother Brutus Maximus the other cat
I think Dweezil suits her just fine.
I love you, Beefy Crunch ❤️
my girl cat is named after a song about cigarettes
TheMightyCanuckSoup… Tomato Soup
How is this so accurate?
We never thought about it, but of our three cats, the girls are named after a goddess and an empress, while the boy cat is named after a Starbucks menu item.
My cats are named after a tattoo, an encoding system and a movie character.
Tramp, ASCII and Neo?
Heh, good guesses.
Maze (because I have a maze, actually a labyrinth, tattooed on my back and she’s stripey). Hex (short for hexadecimal, but the pagans I used to date preferred to think otherwise). Ripley (you can probably extrapolate for this one).
The Talented Mr. Ripley?
Fair guess again.
In this case, she’s named after the Alien movies.
Love it.
I’m gonna name my next cat ASCII now tho…
Better than EBCDIC!
Ah, the Elon Musk children naming system.
Our girl cat is named Maki because she’s small. Girls get food names too.
Either way the cat thinks of him or herself as a divinity.
BlackmistHey! Boy cats also get names after video game characters. Just ask Mr Bubbles.
Momcat is named Alyx after the Half-Life character.
One of her daughters is named Junko, after the alpinist Junko Tabei because she climbs everywhere and is always the first one to jump onto new things
The other is named Spots because she has spots.
SabataMy cat Neth’Sin the Ethereal Tormentor laughs at your modern goddesses.
My girl cat was named GirlCat.
3 of our girl cats growing were named Shasta, Kahlua, and Sprite and one of the boys was named Orange Crush; all were named after drinks (and that time Dad sat on Crush).
tell crush I say meow
I appreciate it, but Crush crossed the rainbow bridge a number of years ago (not because my dad sat on him) after a long and happy life
:( May crush be crushed in peace