Ik ik but control yourselfs

https://lemmy.world/post/18745095

Ik ik but control yourselfs - Lemmy.World

It’s gotta be Richard of course.
This is the only correct answer.
Richard McDickface
It’s Cock Nose
Dickface
Please use their full name Dickie MacDickface.
Photoshop - it would be a great name for this cat
If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.
Cody, the death dealer
how did nobody say Penis Man

Edgar Allan Poe.

Not the name of his cat, the name of him.

Facciotina di Cazzo
I’d call him dickhead
The most accurate name lol
How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose
That is called low hanging fruit. It’s funny, but lots of people already thought about it.
Nobody nose, nobody nose…
Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
Priapus - Wikipedia

Huh TIL! That’s an awesome name. I hope I can use that one day, all of our pets are Greek named.
Dickie Dick Dickens - Wikipedia

You are what you eat
A furry representation of a cockNballs?
Fuck Nose.
First visit to the vet plays out like an Abbot and Costello sketch!

“What’s wrong with your cat?”

“Fuck nose”

“Well then why the hell did you bring in the cat?”

“Fuck nose?”

Captain Winky

Count Dickula

Dingaling

Drumstick

Fiddlestick

Frankfurter

Fuzz Baton

Gherkin

Hermes

Javelin

Jimmy Joystick

Kielbasa

Knobbins

Lieutenant Dangle

Lollipop

Moby Dick

Mr. McFlutey

Oboe

Peepers

Pickles

Pinky

Pistol Pete

Popsicle

Rodney

Schniedel

Screwdriver

Shillelagh

Slim Jim

Spigot

Stiffie

Swizzlestick

Tadger

Teeny Zucchini

Tooly

Twigberry

Uncle Reamus

Unicorn

Wangdoodle

Wibbles

Willie

Woody