LaffyAug 16, 2024

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Swalwell:

If I called you & said, 'Hey Ben, buddy, I’ve known you for 20 yrs, & I was hoping you would hire a friend of mine in need,' you would be like, 'Yeah, sure, what are your friend’s qualifications?' And if I said, 'Well, he’s a convicted felon, but it’s only 34 felonies, and he’s a rapist, but he’s only been bankrupt six times. Oh, and I should tell you, because it will probably come out, the last office from which he was fired, he sent his friends to violently storm.'

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2/ Swalwell, contd:

If I told that to any friend—as people always call and say, 'Hey, can you consider hiring somebody?'—they would look at you and say, 'Are you crazy?’ No one’s hiring this guy, so why are we going to hire him?

Aug 16, 2024 at 7:05pmWeb
Show threadIsaac Ji KuoAug 16, 2024

@GottaLaff

"Oh also, if you don't hire him, he's going to leave for Venezuela to avoid prison."

Show threadLyricismistAug 16, 2024
@GottaLaff Oh and he’s told 10,000 lies that have been recorded by the NYT in a front page and it’s alleged many times he’s a malignant narcissist