Gift article.

https://wapo.st/4cqXzyF

It is never okay. What are you, a Ferengi? Feeeeeeeemales. Instantly gives permanent ick. Do better.

Or put a ring on your fleshlight. Honestly don't care which, as long as you stay away from women until you figure out your issues.

The purpose of the post-menopausal female

We always wondered, but a podcast featuring JD Vance has solved the mystery.

The Washington Post