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@ldottxt As a New Zealander, I can confirm that Sheep are in fact a type of tree. Most people don't realize this, but it's true.
@Fruan it's *so funny* because it's not like they're WRONG, they're just NOT RIGHT
@ldottxt The other colourways being correct makes me think machine translation had a fabulous opsie.
@Fruan all the others being correct also somehow makes it ten times funnier
@ldottxt It's like someone's been using you to train AI translators. 
@Fruan Are sheep trees studied by "mutton-nists"? 
@Fruan @ldottxt ah yes, as Orson Scott Card foretold
@ldottxt Holy shit I just laughed out loud very loudly at that.😆😆😆
@retrosponge I keep being totally normal and then spontaneously bursting out laughing because I thought about it

@ldottxt 😂

Dear farmer sir,
I would like to apply for a job peeling your sheep of their bark.

@Angnor you're hired but only for wine red sheep
@ldottxt There must be a mod for this somewhere...
@ldottxt I had no idea sheep could bark, let alone that you could transform sound into material to make stuff like that.