If Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito don't have to recuse themselves from cases because they've taken massive gifts from the very people whose cases they're ruling on, you've got a lot of fucking nerve demanding that Juan Merchan step aside because his daughter works for Democrats.

These people are deeply unserious. Do not treat them as if this is anything other than a sham argument that they have no intention of applying equally across the board. Don't be Charlie Brown.