Please help protect Fishy before someone writes an article titled "Local Idiot Falls $999,999,653 Short of Fundraising Goal For Their Cat".
https://gofund.me/11cd9f03
What does Fishy need to be protected from, you ask? Just normal stuff. Assassins, quicksand, cosmic horrors, JD Vance, drone warfare, cat-eating sharks.

@lowqualityfacts Has he ever encountered eats-rats birds? Because those things exist and they freaking scare me.

Oh sure they look derpy and cute until you see the half-rat tied by its tail in a corner of their cage while they gobble the intestines.