What are the best beans for a blind date?

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What are the best beans for a blind date? - Lemmy.World

Chickpeas, as long as you’re into that
Probably not until the end of the date.
And only with consent

What the difference between black beans and chickpeas?

I’ve never had a black bean on my chest.

I heard the same joke, but replace black bean with garbanzo bean (which is another name for a chickpea). Love that joke.

Chickpeas What’s that even supposed to be

Black eyed peas. I’m not gonna tellya twice.
He ain’t fooling me twice no more.
Kidney beans, for when she steals your kidneys.

Jelly beans. The fancy ones with many flavours like butter, apple, and cinnamon.

You’ll surely have those bean flavours to talk about, if nothing else.

Make sure to pair them with the milk steak.
Cans and cans of baked beans. Not that English shit though.
Chole and rajma are goated
Pinto, just be sure to take them with a full glass of water. And for fuck’s sake, whatever you do, _if you value your life, _ DO NOT eat ███ ██████ beans or you could literally die.
Always 4 bean mix for a blind date. Something for everyone.
doesn’t matter as long as you know how to lick them.
Oh dear god the beans are back…

Toe.

Toe beans will have your date swooning (albeit not for you)

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