JesusWhat are the best beans for a blind date?
toomanypancakesChickpeas, as long as you’re into that
MagicShelProbably not until the end of the date.
And only with consent
What the difference between black beans and chickpeas?
I’ve never had a black bean on my chest.
I heard the same joke, but replace black bean with garbanzo bean (which is another name for a chickpea). Love that joke.
That joke but not mine?
Chickpeas What’s that even supposed to be
Black eyed peas. I’m not gonna tellya twice.
VanthHe ain’t fooling me twice no more.
Kidney beans, for when she steals your kidneys.
Coffee.
deegeeseNatto
Dr. WeskerFucking love natto.
Jelly beans. The fancy ones with many flavours like butter, apple, and cinnamon.
You’ll surely have those bean flavours to talk about, if nothing else.
darkdemizeMake sure to pair them with the milk steak.
problematicPantherCans and cans of baked beans. Not that English shit though.
Chole and rajma are goated
Pinto, just be sure to take them with a full glass of water. And for fuck’s sake, whatever you do, _if you value your life, _ DO NOT eat ███ ██████ beans or you could literally die.
No beans
kunehoDeez beans :3
Always 4 bean mix for a blind date. Something for everyone.
Navy beans and ham.
doesn’t matter as long as you know how to lick them.
Oh dear god the beans are back…
Toe.
Toe beans will have your date swooning (albeit not for you)
Cool beans