charvaka (@[email protected])

I was really late getting into work today. The reason? There was a huge #DDOS attack on the Bay Bridge today. All these other crazy people with cars tried to use the bridge instead of letting me get to work in peace. I even tested the bridge in the middle of the night two years ago and it was fine then. Thank you #ElonMusk for helping me realize what's going on. I got red-pilled today!