Not just an AI toothbrush, an A.I. toothbrush for 🧠 geniuses 🌟.

I took this the other day while toothbrush shopping so my partner and I could laugh about it. I bought the cheapest Sonicare they make and it works as well as every other one I’ve had for the last decade, but without bluetooth, wifi, AI, an app, etc.

(And it’s still overpriced garbage. My last one just stopped working out of the blue, almost 2 years to the day after I bought it, right outside the warranty period. Planned obsolescence is an exact science these days.)