Announcing my new startup: AirCab.

Think: Airbnb meets Uber, for cabbages.

If you have a cabbage, simply call for an AirCab after you've used whatever your recipe calls for, and a drone will come right away and dispose of it for you. If you need a cabbage, summon an AirCab and a cabbage of a more manageable size will be delivered right away.

AirCab. Because nobody needs an entire fucking cabbage.