Honestly I thought the dementors were squid ink at first

Gotta lock those dementors up

In the southern US, this is considered pornography and pornography, being ungodly, is banned. The civilized states will mostly just wonder who spilled ink on the sex ed coursework.

Ah yes, demenstrual cycle.

Nothing some happy thoughts and a Magic Wand can’t cure.

That must have be an irresponsible witch, burn her!