BigDaddySlimShe deserved better
Thunderdonk4444ššš
He is busy chasing a couch on Air Force 2 across the country.
Cyrus Draegurif ever there were a couch that indeed looked thoroughly fuckedā¦
smh
DiplomjodlerThe poor thing! I shudder to think of the unspeakable things he must have done to her.
We need to protect our couches from them!
These jokes are gonna follow the man until he escapes public life, and even then only because the red state backwater he flees to will most likely publicly beat anyone who even mentions a cushion in his presence.
Weirdos have no sense of humor.
His girlfriendās what?
Steal WoolThe couch thing is funny but donāt let it distract you from how gross and weird he actually is.