MicroWaveTrump’s 270-Page Dossier of JD Vance’s ‘Vulnerabilities’ Hacked by Iran
Media Bias Fact CheckerDaily Beast - News Source Context (Click to view Full Report)
Information for Daily Beast:
> MBFC: Left - Credibility: Medium - Factual Reporting: Mixed - United States of America
> Wikipedia about this source
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-270-page-dossier-of-jd-vances-vulnerabilities-hacked-by-iran
ButHerEmails.jpg with a side of StopStopHesAlreadyDead.gif
So, now trump will dump Vance. Who’s next lol
Boomer Humor DoomergodCan he though? Aren’t the ballots more or less fixed now? Didn’t he win the republican primary?
Oh, is it against the rules? Yeah, Trump probably won’t try to do it then.
It’s against the rules, but the party can just change those. The issue is that the states won’t print new ballots. So, even if the VP nominee changes, the ballots will still say Vance.
While I won’t say he won’t dump him, it would definitely make him look weak. I mean, Trump picked him and he dumps him as soon as he has problems and he picked a bad candidate? That just screams poor leadership and weak. Plus the RNC already happened, and with as much as they bitched about switching the dem candidate… although Republicans aren’t exactly famous for doing as they say…
Yea, the Trump response is often to foolishly double-down. He did last week on Kamala turning black, I don’t see him being able to admit he was wrong about Vance, he’ll probably double-down again.
I can see it now: The radical left is coming after JD Vance because they can’t choose their names like he did and they can’t fuck as many couches as he can. Or something like that.
Idk, practically everything he’s done for 8 years now has screamed poor leadership and weakness to me but his cult keeps eating it up …
I mean, Trump picked him and he dumps him as soon as he has problems and he picked a bad candidate? That just screams poor leadership and weak.
That was the Trump administration in a nutshell. I wonder how many Scaramuccis Vance will last.
Yes, but Mooch and others like him weren’t the position of power that a dictator needs as a yes man. Which Vance has promised to be. That’s all Trump needs.
Lexi SneptaurHe’s damned if he does, damned if he doesn’t. He’s just done.
Trump wouldn’t do it himself, he’d have Vance step down.
Doubt it. Foreign countries having leverage over you is basically the hallmark of trumps presidential position.
Wasn’t Vance duly elected at the Republican convention? Could trump unilaterally kick him out?
They got it through a fucking phishing email
HAHAHAHAHA
This is what most hacking is.
Social engineering is the greatest skill a hacker can have
But still you think with how much control they want over other people, you’d think that no one would even have a chance at social engineering. Some gestapo-style blacklist intranet work email setup with a bunch of interns poring over every single little thing that gets stuck in the filter
If there is one universal truth for US Politics, and a majority of corporations as well, is that they all woefully underpay for IT
MelodiousFunktrump is also well known to not pay bills
Ugh, I had to deal with the “What do we pay you for” thing recently. I had to go back through an entire year of chat messages and emails and meeting notes to show them exactly all the shit they’re paying for, and after that they said “Oh, yeah, that’s actually useful, we’ll keep paying you.”
The Galactic Intelligence notion of “If you do things right people won’t think you’ve done anything at all” is not the goal for IT. You need to make it blatantly obvious to all of the people two or three rungs above you that what you do is vital and necessary.
I’ve been in the position. The better way is to run from the company because that’s a red flag. They hired morons to manage it.
Nope. It’s creating real looking templates.
Vance clicked on a link for hot CILFs in his area.
CILF omg that is delicioso
The AssmanJD Vance pays for pictures of dirty couches when craiglist exists smh
cm0002OnlyCushions
ZombiepirateOnlyDivans
Only Pouffes
OF, Only Futons.
All of JD Vance’s former high school classmates are rethinking Vance’s high school locker room bragging about “More cushion for the pushin’”.
Siemens furniture.
Wait, just to be clear, does the C stand for Couches or Cetaceans?
Zachariah
SnapzI bet it was Eric. He seems dumb enough to fall for that.
Probably a fake OnlyFans link. “Oh I better pay
Onlyfans “invoice.doc” “
kescusayNah, it was claiming to be a coupon for a free hug from his dad.
That was an interesting read for me. Thank you, I’ll experiment with Yes, and.
Time to add another item to the vulnerabilities list
Is it really that farfetched to think that the people working for the Trump campaign are dumb enough to fall for a phishing email?
Gradually_AdjustingThe real story is not that Trump had a novel length document of everything wrong with Vance (we know he’s basically what you get if Oogy Boogy was filled with empty vapes and paternal disappointment instead of just bugs). No, the real story is that Trump picked him anyway.
Was it just a copy of Hillbilly Elegy?
Tbf all the other candidates are also republicans. I’d pay just for find out how big the dossier of the alternatives would get.
It’s not some big complex conspiracy.
He picked him to guarantee friendly financial backing.
Everyone knows 🪗-hands isn’t a real billionaire… so anyone who is that also offers him some cash can buy their way in. It’s how he’s always done “business.”
Repubs are utterly corrupt.
When you “send your best” from a criminally corrupt pile of dogshit, you get the average republican!
Maybe the conspiracy has something to do with why Thiel and Musk and others want Trump for president.
Once the hamberders stop blood flow through his arteries they’ll have their personal puppet on the throne. The orange is unpredictable while JDV can be operated directly through the hand up his puppet hole
That’s it, really. Trump was only ever a Trojan horse for far more coherently evil men.
CoelacanthAs others have noted Peter Thiel money might have influenced the choice. Given Vance’s relationship to Project 2025 (he wrote the foreword to Kevin Roberts’s book, remember^[1]) it’s also possible he was a strongly pushed Heritage Foundation plant - put in place to ensure the flailing incoherent mess that is Trump’s mind is actually implementing Project 2025 properly when elected.
Trump can’t read so the briefing they gave him was all pictures
Not enough of him or Ivanka clones so he just dozed off and farted
He was confused at seeing the Lovesac catalogue and said “sure! I already have a pillow guy!”
Pretty sure a vetting document would have both negatives and positives, right?
Correct