DxKMAGA Turns on Joe Rogan as He Endorses RFK Jr. and Not Trump
Joe Rogan finally has done something useful by pissing off stupid people.
– and splitting the vote. That’ll do.
OhStopYellingAtMeDoes anyone really take Rogan seriously enough to follow his endorsement? Enough people to make a dent?
At one point the dude had 90,000,000 listeners. That’s about 1/3rd of the country.
Granted, they’re not all US based.
not all carbon based either.
Those semi-sentient molds…
Some of them are silicone based
*Silicon. Silicone is a kind of rubber.
Heartbreaking. My silicone dildo gained sentience and now supports Trump 😔
It just wants to be fucked, so it makes sense.
“Silicone parts are made for toys!” - Sir Mix-a-lot, poet
Silicon. But Yeah, that’s the joke.
Unless you are talking about sentient fake tits?
Sentient lip and ass injections too. All body dysmorphia matters.
4.8M views on a video posted 9 days ago. So, yeah – probably.
PhenomephreneHonestly, Joe Rogan can get people to believe some pretty weird stuff. For example, I believe the inside of his skull may just be packed with meat. Like, an actual pulsing node of meat. I know it sounds crazy, but if it were to be true for anyone it'd be him.
grrgyleJoe Rogan P-zombie confirmed 😳
Imagine that, sentient meat. I wonder what would happen if you gave a Hickory Farms summer sausage some DMT. Can sausages do DMT? Jamie, pull that up.
unrelated, you should read the short story “they’re made out of meat” by Terry Bisson.
it’s about aliens trying to figure out humans.
These are the people that are deeply concerned about the sexuality of M&Ms, they take every-fucking-thing seriously
These are the people that are deeply concerned about the sexuality of M&Ms
That’s…kinda weird.
CryptagionismisogynistEh maybe. To many conservative men, he’s savvy enough to make them feel edgy while still having ideas and thoughts that are mentally accessible to them. Basically, he’s saying Trump is old news, and most people looking at Trump can see he is old news.