🚨RADICAL COMMUNIST🚨

https://lemmy.world/post/18431952

🚨RADICAL COMMUNIST🚨 - Lemmy.World

‘…unemployed minors…’

taxes on corporate profits, couches

I laughed out loud at the couches, which combined with rampant lgbtq + rights makes it cleary a joke.
This is when I realized it wasn’t real.
It took me until “couches”
Free advertising is free advertising.
ROFL They are making him seem like the best candidate to me! The ‘unemployed minors’ is wild, it’s as if the MAGA don’t believe students are real. (to prevent future comments saying it’s fake, I want to say that I don’t actually believe this is real. I should’ve been clearer, to be honest).
Or i dunno lol like as in children? Also they slayed me at couches
Haha, yeah, the MAGA can only see them as future workers instead of mere children! Also, the couches bit really extorted a chuckle out of me. The meme about JD Vance (not based on fact) is certainly penetrating the political discussion. As JD Vance is weird enough to make it mildly believable.
Yeah, I mean it’s clearly satire, but really only because of that one line. I don’t think they were actually trying to fool anyone, but if they were, all they’d need to do is delete “unemployed” and I wouldn’t have thought this was fake at all.
It is satire, yes, it was very Onion-y. It made all the ‘quiet parts’ which Republicans used to keep silence before…Loud and Clear. If they had simply kept “unemployed” but deleted the reference to couches, I would’ve actually believed this to be true. As Fox News is highly falsified news, I wouldn’t have been able to tell the difference from their normal denial of reality.

Its

Fake …

“It is satire, yes, it was very Onion-y. It made all the ‘quiet parts’ which Republicans used to keep silence before…Loud and Clear. If they had simply kept “unemployed” but deleted the reference to couches, I would’ve actually believed this to be true. As Fox News is highly falsified news, I wouldn’t have been able to tell the difference from their normal denial of reality.” My response to another commenter, I never said I believed it.
I rarely see anything Fox says for about two decades, and I’ve felt much better ever since.
that’s satire, right? has to be. please. “unemployed minors”, that’s just a fancy phrase for “children” who ARE IN SCHOOL
The taxing of couches is legit!

What about renting for an hour?

Asking for a friend.

Who among us was not a confused and horny young man, left alone and unsupervised for a few hours, and allowed for a wandering mind…
“taxes on couches”
The question stands 😂
You mean “fun money”
Is that a real screen? Some of those seem mask off even by Fox’s standards.
Seriously, I wouldn’t be shocked if it was real. But it definitely looks fake. Especially with the couch bit.
Gotta think about it because the ‘right’ ‘wing’ is pretty weird and fox is a fire in a bin outside a Gregs in Rotherham but no, the couch fucker tax is a giveaway.

No not real.

Amongst other fun things like “taxes on couches” and “unemployed minors” what really gives it away is that fox news would never use the term LGBTQIA+

This is clearly fake based on some of the comedically worded bullets - is it that hard to tell?

It’s funny, though, and a well-done fake.

Get rid of the words “unemployed” and “couches” and it would have been pretty hard to spot as satire honestly.
No fucking way the couches part is real
I see what you did there.
I mean, it’s obviously fake, but on the other hand, it’s disturbingly close to something they’d actually show to rile up their not-so-smart-or-empathetic viewers.
if “tampon tim” is an actual thing in their toolbox, then literally anything could be
You are really skirting the edge of Poe’s Law here. Not sure you could cut it any finer.

It’s fake, a repost from a “humor” Reddit:

reddit.com/…/tim_walzs_radical_democrat_agenda_fo…

Dang it. I hate seeing my state brought up in politics, which is often. And there’s my governor.
Soon to be was your governor.
Sorry, I meant my Arkansas governor in the comments in Reddit celebrating child labor.

My favorite comment in that thread:

They chose this as the best photo for the press release. Were the children crying in the others?

Did they just change the list? I’m not sure what to think of the title is accurate or not.
I’d say it’s innacurate.
Lol there is no way Fox would put Couches in there

This picture is just oozing with WINNING. From the points made, to that bottom right where the economy is up.

Whoever thought this was on Brand for Fox News must have gotten canned.

Nice the market is all green which is also satirical. It was not.

Meanwhile Trump is proudly sharing clips of his promise to start the largest mass deportations in the history of the country.

Both sides though.

I feel like this could be on fox news and they would lap it up.
I feel like this will be shared uncritically by people who sincerely oppose women having “unsupervised female health decisions” et al.

Takes on corporate profit, couches

What does this mean?

The wingnuts are so messed up I had to read this twice and really try to reassure myself it wasn’t real.
I realized when I got to “couches.”
I could tell by “LGBTQIA+” and “Rights”, also the phrasing of the medical care one.
Canada is right here, guys, and wer’re only sorry we don’t have free college. Free dental is coming, though.

I think the issue is with debt. Both parties are positioning themselves as populists and are going to increase spending but the money has to come from somewhere.

In the fiscal year of 2022, Minnesota’s state debt stood at about 17.75 billion U.S. dollars. Comparatively, the state’s debt was approximately 5.6 billion U.S. dollars in 2000.Jul 5, 2024

Your voting is showing. Debt is the short-attention fixation of the greedy.
What is my vote? How is it showing? Debt is a major concern in the USA with the highest debt to gdp ratio that has ever existed. We exist in a high inflation environment so running large social programs will exacerbate inflation and harm everyone.

These stats mean absolutely nothing and give zero context with how you’ve presented them, and you couldn’t be bothered to clean up your comment when you copy/pasted or give a link so others could follow.

How does this compare to the average increase of debt in other states? What kind of increase in budget did his programs add compared to other programs states initiate? What kind of impact or votes did Walz conduct that actually affected the budget and in what years?

Debt increases, we get no new programs. Minnesota’s debt increases, they get free school lunches, healthcare products, etc etc. Not really a convincing argument presented here or anything to even have a conversation about.

What is my vote? How is it showing? Debt is a major concern in the USA with the highest debt to gdp ratio that has ever existed. We exist in a high inflation environment so running large social programs will exacerbate inflation and harm everyone.

My single favorite report was on this one.

Misleading title, it’s not clear this is a parody post.

For those that don’t know, it’s a parody.

I really can’t tell with this reality anymore
I honestly didn’t believe you until I saw the “Tax on corporate profits, couches”