I went to the airport way too early: the Dan Moren story.
@dmoren Also the Casey Liss story.

@caseyliss @dmoren and my axe!

I mean also the IanOfEarth story.

@_IanOfEarth @caseyliss @dmoren I’m never late to the airport. Nor am I ever early. I arrive precisely when I meant to.
@BenRiceM @_IanOfEarth @caseyliss @dmoren Ben elevates being nonbinary to a refusal to adhere to the world's conception of both gender as well as time. Both man/woman and late/early are binary concepts which hold no sway over a transcendent one such as they.
@jamie_blumberg @BenRiceM @caseyliss @dmoren meanwhile my cis ass is totally time cucked 😩
@_IanOfEarth @BenRiceM @caseyliss @dmoren Going to save “time/gender cucked” as a retort to throw out at transphobes, because that really made me laugh.

@caseyliss @dmoren goal is to arrive

Go through security

Board plane

💯

@caseyliss @lexfri @dmoren

I heard about an app for this. Flook…sorry, my bad, Flighty.

@caseyliss Passerby, watching Marco find that stump.
@lexfri @caseyliss @dmoren That was me, but then my credit card built a lounge…

@lexfri @caseyliss @dmoren

For me when flying basically I relax once I’m through security as my “job” for the trip is now mostly done.

@caseyliss @dmoren Not the Dave Nanian story. But ask me what happened when I was on time and forgot my passport.

Spoiler - I had to drive home, find it, get it, drive back to the airport...and I still made the flight. But it was super close, given security.

Probably would have been better to be too early. Or, better still, to have not been an idiot who left his passport at home.

@dnanian @caseyliss @dmoren One WWDC years ago, as I’m about to leave my house to go to the airport and I’m double-checking my flight info, I realized my flight was at 7am and not 9am, like I thought. I still made it, with time to spare.
@siracusa @dnanian @caseyliss @dmoren My favorite paper-ticket era story is when a few days before a flight, I cannot find my paper ticket. I wind up going to a nearly secret United booth under a staircase at a downtown Seattle airport. They issue me a new ticket for no charge. When I'm packing a couple days later, I go to the place where I keep all my travel stuff and…there, of course, is the original paper ticket.
@dnanian @caseyliss @dmoren A different Dave ( @DaveHowell) and I spent a special several (seven?) hours together in Montréal after getting there in plenty of time! (Ah, Çingleton.)