Ok, I maybe have some game commitment issues, but I also need something I can play in short sessions while my kids are monopolizing the switch, and which won't traumatize them if they glance at the screen while I'm playing 😭
Ahh, just like unicyclists have UnPlanned Dismounts
Oh god, they let Elon name a robot
same
Let's imminentize the eschaton device
Lego says workers' rights?
Painfully Rich Merchant, Cat Appreciator
Waking up in the morning
tfw you're trying to decide whether to post selfies
Wait until he finds out about position and rotation
Hooray!
Talking to the cat when I snooze my alarm
Lego says workers' rights
🤘
Thanks, Luigi! 💚
The most brütal gift of all 🤘
Are you kidding, a Bioshock character would have already injected it straight into their veins
The king implements RTO
Meanwhile, on the fediverse
When fantasy authors invent their own languages