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the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
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from a yaoi
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microwaving leftover pizza
it's gonna be may
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the womb installation worked
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god save the quing
car/owner bond
school gymnastics: a tragicomedy
an npc in one of his nightmares
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it wasn't me
serving cnut
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detect likely gender
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watching lord of the rings for the first time
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your body's that box
canary
the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
magneto
orpheus and eurydice
from a yaoi
can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
it's gonna be may
whistleblowers
drake-kendrick beef
beastie boys
skeletor
john
the womb installation worked
darth maul
darmok and jalad at tanagra moment
ramifications
green parrots

@stavvers Something like 40 years ago a science fiction magazine sponsored a poetry contest based on this format (with the added requirement that the second line had to be a person's name), and unfortunately for me, one of the winning submissions is permanently stuck in my head. Author unremembered, I wish I could credit them.

Higgledy-piggledy
Herr Werner Heisenberg
pleaded: Your Honor,
it just isn't fair.

That I was speeding is
Unascertainable,
Or, if it is, then I
Can't have been there.

@stavvers @Aminorjourney May wish to comment 😂
@christineburns @stavvers I will reply from @Aminorjourney (or possibly @QueenieDeerhart )
No comment dears, but I will say I prefer a steam ship, so I'm good. (Although, the soot gets in one's fur a little). @christineburns @stavvers
@stavvers most likely E. But I can wait for the next release of an operating system without stalker-ware.
@stavvers the entire Internet stops working?
@stavvers F without a doubt, but American should be replaced with worldwide
@stavvers theres a lot more military in that post than I expected
@stavvers shaka, when the walls fell
@stavvers I'm feeling like darmok and jalad at tanagra reading this post

The devil is in the details.

And it's curious how many commentaries on the EP vote don't want you to look at the details.

@stavvers HA! it was talking to a tech guy who made a similar reference from that episode and he was SHOCKED that i knew what he was saying and we laughed and laughed

Shaka, when the walls fell…

@stavvers
I can't believe it's illegal to kidnap people and have them watch this one and make them tell you how good it is
@stavvers Still one of the greatest Star Trek episodes of all time!
@stavvers Did you turn it into a Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel moment?
@stavvers Picard, his hand to his forehead
@stavvers “Yo dawg, I heard you like Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra, so I put your language’s primary unit of meaning, an idiom, into this meme, so you could reel in the circularity of the references while I further obfuscate my original point.”
@stavvers @nightjar Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the womb.
@jsr fuck without rhythm and you won't impregnate the womb
@stavvers calling yourself "chaumas" is a bit of a mile marker on that journey

@stavvers

It's a page out of Putin's playbook.

@stavvers eat it COLD

As COLD as my HEART

@stavvers I think I could use True Resurrection, pls. I just don't have 50K in diamonds.
@stavvers
"x-men: first class" was a shit movie, but i like the part where magneto is about to fry some (u.s. military) soldiers, and young charles goes, "they were only following orders!" and then just shut the fuck up because he realizes he absolutely cannot win the argument after he blurted that line out
@saddestrobots yeah, that film was garbage but it legit had its tiny moments of Getting It
@stavvers stop eating markers 😭