"childless woman" is such a 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?
When you say "19th-century-ass", which one do you mean?
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Also, could "flapdoodle" come in handy here?
"Flapdoodle
A sexually incompetent man, who is either too young to have had sex or one who is too old to attempt it ("flapdoodle" also referred to nonsense or rubbish and ladyparts in the same time period)
Example:
<insert couch reference?>"
