"childless woman" is such a 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?

@VeryBadLlama @josh

How dare you darn your socks by the open window for all the boys to see.

@jeff @VeryBadLlama @josh MY SOCK DARNS BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
AND THEY'RE LIKE, YOU STRUMPET OF YORE
@Soozcat @VeryBadLlama @josh I am sooooo glad I’m not the only odd ball. I totally heard that song too.
@jeff @Soozcat @VeryBadLlama This. This is what we came to see.
@KatLS @Soozcat @jeff @VeryBadLlama yore-strumpet is going to be my new handle I think...