"childless woman" is such a 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?
@VeryBadLlama If we're going with epithets of that kidney, I'm partial to "jolly pirate wench with fierce feline sidekick" thx