"childless woman" is such a 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?
@VeryBadLlama She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of a career criminal!
[Uh, sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago]
@VeryBadLlama If I ever manage to get a C&W band together again, I'm going all in on Stagecoach Tilters as a band name.