cashmaggotHave you been stolen from?
bizarrolandI crashed a friend's house one night, and I woke up and $50 was missing out of my wallet.
I asked my friend, who I knew had stolen it, "how can $50 disappear from my wallet overnight?" and he looked me dead in the eye and said:
"I don't know man. It's a mystery."
We aren't friends anymore.
That’s a scene from Trailer Park Boys.
“Ray, you didn’t see $60 lying around, did ya bud?”
“Sixty bucks? What, like twenties or something?”
Ah, I totally didn't get this first go round because my brains were trying to put together how a->b. But I get it now, and it also kinda reminds me of this goofabout.
Mr. Burns, Castro, and the Trillion Dollar Bill
“What’s the deal with those machines, dad, you win any money or what?”
“Not too bad buddy, up about 60 bucks.”