TIL I’m a transwoman.

Congratulations!!! 👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎉

Thanks, I guess. Shame I can’t compete in the olympics or read books to children any more though.

Ok, but:

All the dick pics you ever wanted, gratis

People stop listening to you in meetings

Boobs

I already get all the dick pics I want: 0.

Boobs is a damn fine argument, though. It’s hard to consider other options when they are in the table.