New touch lamp extension #cat
@jenni I’m jealous! I want one. Also the touch lamp.
@jenni I could probably get away with the "boop button" maybe once or twice before I'd get some claw-led response.
"Warning: use of the 'boop' light control function on the feline extension module may result in serious bodily harm. Boop at your own risk."
@hugo this cat and his brother are extremely tolerant of booping, cradling like babies, and other things most cats would attack you for. They are the sweetest.

@jenni I uh..wha..wow

why does you touching the cat trigger the lamp, but the cat doesn't trigger it themself??

@jenni is it because you're grounded and they're not?
@IceWolf the cat does turn it off/on when he touches it too. His little paw pad was against the lamp the whole time.
@jenni Schrödinger’s cat lamp — is it on or off? Boop to find out…

@jenni
Cat: You're acting weird. STOP ACTING WEIRD!

(If _our_ cats had one of those button-based feline speech sets, one button would be devoted to the above.)

@jenni Heeey my bedroom walls are in that [near] exact shade!
@jenni that alt text is gold :D