My handwriting is genuinely pretty, stop bullying me into thinking I had ADHD!! I'm just late because I spend too much time doing hair, I'm actually lazy, cuz why the heck should I think when I can just not think, and everyone who does not use three nested layers of parentheses while texting has never had four concurrent threads of conversations going on in an asynchronous one-to-one chat, what is it even that you call real friends?! If I had trouble with attention how could I manage to listen to your half an hour rambles about TRAINS, ever thought of that??
(btw, this is directed at an imaginary reader, and I do not really care what labels my mental illnesses fall onto, as long as they just mean I have personality)
((also if I ever had to endure your rambles about trains, love you <3))