doskelJul 31, 2024
i am currently sshed into my car
Show threaddoskelJul 31, 2024
it's all JavaScript. the car runs fucking JavaScript.
Show threaddoskelJul 31, 2024
also, it has powertop included by default. runs Linux 3 something on an armv7l processor of some sort. omw to run neofetchml.
Show threaddoskelJul 31, 2024
AHAHAHAH ALL THE SOURCE CODE IS COMMENTED.
Show threaddoskelAug 1, 2024
IT RUNS FUCKING WAYLAND
ON KERNEL 3.0
IN 2016
Show threadJesse 🇫🇷 
@doskel@a.doskel.net ????? you're just making this shit up
Aug 1, 2024 at 12:38amWeb
Show threaddoskelAug 1, 2024
@jessew it uses fucking river 😭
Show threadJesse 🇫🇷 Aug 1, 2024
@doskel@a.doskel.net wake up
Show threadSeirdyAug 1, 2024
@doskel @jessew wait that doesn’t seem right. Can you run a help or version flag on river? it’s way too recent a piece of software, and your car runs kernel 3.0
Show threadJesse 🇫🇷 Aug 1, 2024
@Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net @doskel@a.doskel.net this fucking car is haunted
Show threaddoskelAug 1, 2024
@Seirdy @jessew yeah, i looked: no river. not even a binary! afaict it's a proprietary Wayland compositor from some embedded company, separate from the IVI developers.
Show threadJesse 🇫🇷 Aug 1, 2024
@doskel@a.doskel.net @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net kernel 3.0 released in 2011. when did your car release 😭
Show threaddoskelAug 1, 2024
@jessew @Seirdy it's like a 2015-ish. that said, old kernels and embedded go hand in hand, so whatever
my drone ran like 4. something in 2018
Show threadJesse 🇫🇷 Aug 1, 2024
@doskel@a.doskel.net @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net i wish i did not know the things i know from software engineering
Show threadJesse 🇫🇷 Aug 1, 2024
@doskel@a.doskel.net @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net on the bright side nobody not many people only a lot of people died from bad tech so the industry is probably fine
Show threaddoskelAug 1, 2024
@jessew @Seirdy it's fiiiine this doesn't control anything important it just plays music
and does the backup camera but whatever that's totally fine
Show threadJesse 🇫🇷 Aug 1, 2024
@doskel@a.doskel.net @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net foiled again

you mean to tell me they weren't stupid enough to wire this to the engine??
Show threaddoskelAug 1, 2024
@jessew @Seirdy truly disastrous
can't even pull car data into the linux system... truly the catastrophe of Big Safety
Show threadJesse 🇫🇷 Aug 1, 2024
@doskel@a.doskel.net @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net like if they make it bad they should at least make it REALLY bad, not just "your dashboard crashes while you drive and you cant open the doors" bad but "autistic teenagers are using Flipper Zeros to drive your car around town" bad
Show threaddoskelAug 1, 2024
@jessew @Seirdy jokes on them i don't have the trim with lane keep assist :3
Show threadJesse 🇫🇷 Aug 1, 2024
@doskel@a.doskel.net @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net i dont know what these things are and now i want it more
Show threadSeirdyAug 1, 2024
@doskel @jessew yeah neofetch/neowofetch software detection works for the common case, but on uncommon setups it’s buggy af.