kersplooshThe best athlete sponsorship
SphksIt looks like AI images. Perfect woman with a big smile and doing a strange thing.
ASDraptorIt’s not AI. It’s real. Source in Italian:
It’s not AI. It’s real. She’s just Italian.
AI = Artificial Italian?
robocallThe hands are too good for AI
You would be surprised how much better it’s gotten within a one year period
That and the fact that you can just regenerate the image until you get one with non shitty looking hands
teftThey had it right in the 50s:
How does one become sponsored by Big Parm? Just asking.
NOT_RICKInvent a Time Machine and start doing gymnastics at two years old by the looks of it
Big Parma is responsible for the Fontina epidemic that is ravaging our rural communities.
For real though, Fontina is some good shit on pizza. Not as the base cheese, just like an extra topping.
“Big Parma” heh
Big Parma has the government in its pocket, just look at SCOTUS recently overturning the Chevre doctrine
And I’m pretty sure the government took away my Cheez Waffles from Food Lion…
They’re coming for our Gruyère next.
potoooooooo ✅️Someone else who knows Cheez Waffies!? They were the absolute best snack. They vanished when we jumped to the bad timeline. There is no replacement; I’ve checked. :(
Shady_ShiroeYou go to Big Ched instead and ask them to sponser you
Be Italian. Be bueatiful. Aquire fame through accomplishments your county takes pride in. Then probably go talk to the parm merchant-kings.
SeraphShe's Italian. So... yup.
solsangraaljfc isn’t that like a 100lb wheel of cheese?
~80lbs is the usual weight.
and she’s hugging it like it’s a teddy bear lol
It doesn’t need to be real. My local grocery has fake wheels for decoration.
fake cheese? never been so disappointed
36kg, around 1000€
My wife was a college gymnast when I met her. She was ridiculously strong, I was scaroused. Gymnasts are not from this planet. That weight would be no problem for most.
TropicalDingdongI think the real question we all you to be asking yourself, is what has kept you from getting a sponsorship from big cheese?
Now I kinda want a Kraft Cheese Starter jacket from the 90s…
I think it’s because I’d need to be some sort of athlete and not just sit there eating cheese by the handful
Emerald (she/her)Probably being vegan and not famous
XtallllWow! She demolished that cheese wheel, how long did it take her to eat that much cheese?
Truly she is the Dragonborn
Not as long as it’s going to take to exit her body.
She’s an Olympic gymnast, she’ll have it out of there in no time.
Suddenly my life feels less knowing I haven’t hugged wheels of cheese.
…anyone else thinking of going down and getting a cheese wheel for yourself?
Yeah! Let’s go fuck that cheese!
That’s a gouda idea!
FinishingDutchEdam that’s a nice pun!
I once bought a 1 kg piece of parmesan
ObiWhich is still just 1/30th of a wheel, imagine what you could’ve done with that! I once ate in a restaurant where they roll the pasta hot pasta in a full wheel with a little cup part cut out in the middle, delicious.
The Picard Maneuver
SchmooI know those are probably prop cheese wheels, but I can’t help but think they could’ve made a lot of money selling the ones she did the splits on.
My god, lol. That’s some good business sense though.
If I lacked morals and self respect I’d be a very wealthy man indeed.
I only have half those, teach me your ways.
ShaggySnacksStep 1: Get Wheels of Parm
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
I think you should spend less time on the Internet.
This looks like AI, I know it isn’t, but it’s just bizarre enough that my brain goes “nope can’t be real.”
I think it’s because I accidentally uploaded a really low-res version which is probably no better than cropping the initial xitter screenshot above. That and it is an ad and therefore retouched to hell.
That’s understandable, her feet and hands both look very strange, that’s usually the biggest giveaway for AI. Her right hand is angled to show not enough fingers, and her left hand is bent the opposite way of what you’d expect and looks like a foot. Her foot looks like she has a tiny big toe, overly curled other toes and no heel. The reflection of the cheese on the under side of her forward pointing leg makes it look like she has an extra knee on the back of her calf.
dohpaz42I need to remember this on my next date.
TIL I’m a woman.
Powerful Magicks… Don’t go taking to the Mage’s Guild about this.
vaultdweller013They banned me from using “ketamine ape” all cause it somehow got the emperor killed. I shall use “testicular torsion” and “mend butt crack” on them.
Mend Buttcrack proves once again, Restoration is the strongest catagory of magicks know to mer and man.
Its actually a subset of Tonal “magic” with some overlap with CHIM.
Fascinating women with cheese may still be legal in CyrodiiI, but few will admit to it now that the Mage’s Guild has banned it.
Farewell.