Bluebird
Microsoftungrateful bastards, all of you
next windows update will fucking kill you
next windows update will fucking kill you
This post is best read with a 60s New York gang boss accent
Numberz 
@microsoft Laughs in Linux Mint You're a funny one 
@microsoft kinky don't ya think?
Kanon
lavacat @microsoft Good thing wine won't 
@lavacat We're actually collaborating with the Wine project to provide better Windows feature parity to Linux users through Wine!
Read more here:
https://www.winehq.org/donate
Read more here:
https://www.winehq.org/donate
Jak2k 🏳️🌈
食 Shoku the Umbreon@microsoft I disabled Windows update long ago. You have no power over me.
Corvid Crone
MasterMischief
Kate the Gay Gal!!!!!! 🌸 
@microsoft will you roll this update out to windows xp :3
Velvet@microsoft Good. If you kill all the Windows users, it will really be the Year of the Linux Desktop 
Hannah (With a snake problem 🐍)@microsoft What if I run Windows in a VM? Will you only virtually kill me?
Oh and can I pick how I die? Like a fist-fight to the death or something like that?
Oh and can I pick how I die? Like a fist-fight to the death or something like that?
Massa 👽 Humberto@hannah @microsoft "you can choose how you'll going to die"
"OK, I choose dying of old age, in a wordeful orgy"
Arnim Sommer 🇪🇺
Void-agen 
(read bio)@microsoft you wouldn't break Aismov's law of robotics, would you ? 
@[email protected] You haven't seen what the Microsoft robots get up to.....
some say they get a little... quirky....
some say they get a little... quirky....
Denian@nitrohine @microsoft Microsoft doesn't need to BREAK those laws, they just DONT IMPLEMENT them... (or there are bugs...)
DruidIt if we don’t install it. Never Microsoft.
Parade du Grotesque 💀I believe you.
Efi (nap pet) 🦊💤
europlus 
@microsoft @jhoward too late, already has.
@microsoft @jhoward can’t wait, frankly.
The doors open, computer’s on and logged in, firewall is off, cookies on the counter.
Please turn the lights off and pat the dog as you leave.
Cinder@microsoft ok but what if I turn you into a cat? how bout that
@tulpenkiste meow meow mrrp mrrrooow
@microsoft good corporation 
@tulpenkiste prrrrr......
Ember's old account -> @@microsoft systemd.exe update when?
0x4d6165 (Julie or Mae)@microsoft my zombified body will still find a way to run nasty little PowerShell scripts