schizoidmanMcDonald's sales fall globally for first time in more than three years
They can’t grow anymore, so they had to ramp up the prices to continue to please shareholders.
Next will be a certain decline in quality, like more air in bread (“fluffier bread”) and nuggets and more water in the meat (“juicier”) and shakes, maybe they’ll even remove the free refill stuff.
shakes
Lol, McDonald’s doesn’t have shakes. Sure, it’s on the menu, but you need ice cream for shakes, and the ice cream machine is broken
Boy! Just imagine some super fluffy ice-cream! (You make it fluffier by - you guessed it - pockets of air)
Look at old labels of your favourite ice cream tray. The amount of liquid is the same, but it sure as heck is lighter.